Mr. T’s “Treat Her Right” mother song
“Mother, there is no other…E is every wrinkle I put on her face.”"
“Hey! Everybody gotta wear clothes. If you don’t you get arrested. Here’s Xena & Xena, from San Bernadina…”
The only thing that rivals these is William Shatner’s interpretation of Elton John’s “Rocket Man.” Because you really need three Bill Shatner’s to do it properly…