Six Deaths — six new, six-sentence stories

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I’m proud to announce that Six Sentences has just posted a little collection of six macabre tales — each six sentences long — by yours truly titled “Six Deaths.” It’s kind of like my own little EP of Nick Cave songs. You can read the stories via the Issuu embed below or you can listen to the audio versions I’ll be posting here (one per day, starting today). Scroll down to view the stories or listen to the first story, “A Big Top One.” I actually wrote all the stories on my iPhone, using the Notes application, while riding the subway to and from work over the course of one week. Enjoy.

Listen to me reading “A Big Top One” from “Six Deaths.”

If you don’t have flash, use this link to listen

Book of the Week: Unlucky Lucky Days by Daniel Grandbois

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I was on vacation in San Francisco recently and one of the necessary items on my to-do list was a pilgrimage to City Lights Books. While perusing the shelves, I spied a signed copy of Daniel Granbois’ Unlucky Lucky Days. Knowing the man’s name and having heard great things about him from trustworthy people, I decided to plunk down some hard-earned cash.

Grandbois gave me my money’s worth. Even though it is a slim book at 117 pages, Unlucky Lucky Days is packed with 73 short tales. The longest maxes out at three pages, the shortest three sentences. Each one shows a writer so comfortable in his own skin, that he appears flawless at times. Granbois plays around with characters and prose in unique and inventive ways, creating his own genre of absurdist fiction populated with dead (or soon to be dying) humans, living everyday objects, and sentient wild creatures. There are mirrors that long for a different perspective, revenge-seeking middle fingers, and storytelling balls of yarn, all of whom live and breathe as much as any of the human characters in the book. Continue reading

Book of the Week: Stories in the Worst Way by Gary Lutz

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There is a great bit of wisdom uttered by Lee, the doomed narrator of Boris Vian’s I Spit On Your Graves:

“It costs a lot to put out a book, and all the dressing is for a good purpose — it shows clearly too that most people don’t care about getting good books: what they really want is to have read the book recommended by their club, the book of the moment, and they don’t give a rap about the contents.”

It is a very spot-on sentiment and one that sadly pertains to Gary Lutz’s Stories in the Worst Way. When it was originally released in 1996 Lutz’s collection of challenging and off-kilter short stories were dismissed, denounced, or simply ignored. In spite of being a protégée of renowned editor Gordon Lish — who inspired the author to scrape and claw at his prose, boiling it down to thin razor while also developing an approach to the English language that can only be perceived as one author rewriting our entire syntax — Lutz’s work was greeted as warmly as syphilis. When the collection was re-released in 2003 by 3rd Bed, it faired not much better. Perhaps greeted as warmly as gonorrhea.

The simple fact is that Stories in the Worst Way was not that book. It’s intent was obvious: not to reward or connect with the reader, but to challenge. As Lutz himself stated, “if I had been assigned to review it, I probably would’ve panned it myself. It’s not the kind of book that’s asking for any wide welcome.” Continue reading

A Video Reading of “The Odor of Belfast”

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I was lucky enough to join the Brothers Cogan at a special post-St. Patrick’s Day bash on 3/18 at Freebird Books in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn. Freebird is still my favorite book shop in New York City — I found a collection of poems by Langston Hughes, a hardcover copy of Vonnegut’s Galapagos, and Electric Frankenstein’s How to Make a Monster on CD. So needless to say, I had a hell of a time and even came up with a brand new short story just for the occasion titled “The Odor of Belfast.” Below is video of me reading the story — I apologize for breaking it into two parts but YouTube has a ten minute time limit (which I went over by 30 seconds). Enjoy. Also below, a nice little Irish diddy by the Brothers Cogan. Enjoy.

“The Odor of Belfast” Part 1

“The Odor of Belfast” Part 2

“Johnson’s Motor Car” sung by the Brother’s Cogan

New Piece in Go Metric #20

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Things have been relatively quiet lately as I’ve been retreating into my own world to relax and keep working on the two new manuscripts.

In the meantime, for those craving new material (all three of you), I did bang out a fun little diddy titled “The Anti-Christ’s Live Journal” for Go Metric Issue #20. It’s a nice poke at the current Live Journal/My Space trend and also as expected rips on everything from religion to hipsterism to biopics about musicians. It is the first Bully-esque thing I’ve written since shutting down Bully Magazine not too long ago, so fans of the old style will definitely want to pick it up.

You can get Go Metric at any magazine shop worth its salt, or you can order online at any of these places:

www.razorcake.com
www.quimbys.com
www.atomicbooks.com